gravity and some zip ties. currently tape

the UI isn't that bad, in fact it's more proportional to the vertical windows like overview and local. mission 1 // mission 2

you get used to it.

Gallente channel #3147, random oldies

I don't think we will ever know what goes on inside the minds of the Gallente, they be some strange cats.

Hello there Chloe. Are you busy in Kaltana? I rarely see you girls these days.

Between breathing and Chloe, I pick Chloe

Suddenly, the quiet morning athmosphere get's interrupted by several shockwaves impacting on the stations hull.
The Bars windows reveal an ongoing battle outside in the stations vicinity. An overaged Matari Battleship get's chased by a large fleet of Amarrian Navy warships. Although hopelessly outgunned, the Matari pilot manages to keep his ship out of range for the Amarr Lazormadness. Until reaching the safety boundaries of the neutral Spacestation, the lonely hunted ship destroyed quite a nice portion of the chasing blockade force by long range fire.

*Decides the annihilation has nothing to do with him. No sir, he properly fitted his ships with mining Lasers so he did.*

but... the butt!

(meta snippet)

Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.

(/meta snippet)

And I get the feeling I'm one of the few straight men in the bar.

Surreounded by ladies, but they all want each other.

Ah well, at least I get a show with my drinks

"Sir, reports indicate that the ships in question are recent attendents of the bar. They were part of the engagement that happened the morning before our arrival, bit of peace keepers I suppose but we know nothing of the story short of they are being engaged and are outnumbered heavily."

WUT??

Yea its a Daily Fail, but they were the top Google result.

*Reflcets on the days of being locked in the bunker with Chloe and 8, and the steamy debauchery that occured within*

"Down girl "

*Pulls her into his lap*

*stops humping 9's leg*

"Do I have poor manners? I've been told that I don't behave well enough."

*looks at Chloe*

"It seems we both have the same shirt on, I think it makes us both look so sexy."

*She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra.

Nice place. Where are the slaves at? I need to be fawned over by people who will do anything to escape a righteous beating.

Anyway, it must be said that you as a woman lack the material ability to appreciate some of Ish's nicest features...